The Android would like to wish everyone a Happy Lunar New Year in advance. To find out what the Year of the Ox has in store for you, why not consult The Great Golden Ox himself?
If you want something to come out, you gotta stroke it in all the right places…


Trichotomy said:
what if your glistening ox gets engorged with blood? :p
The Android said:
Is this some kind of sick riddle?