Darren, David, Ah Ly and The Android have got our tickets! We will be heading over to the Indoor Stadium this coming Saturday for the WWE Summerslam Tour! The wrestlers slated to appear at the moment are Batista, Rey Mysterio, Matt Hardy, Kane, Finlay and Kevin Thorn. Just who… in the Blue Hell… is Kevin Thorn?

… IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO HE IS!

The Android is sick and tired of humanoids telling The Android that wrestling is all fake and rehearsed! The Android is sick and tired of humanoids telling The Android stuff he already knows! Well, The Android says know your role and shut your mouth! The Android is 3 seconds and The Android means 3 seconds away from laying the Smackdown on all your candy asses! If you smell… what The Android is cookin’!!!

Yes… this is sports entertainment. But the hazards are real. So, whoever you are… whatever you do… please, don’t try this at home.

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