Darren, David, Ah Ly and The Android have got our tickets! We will be heading over to the Indoor Stadium this coming Saturday for the WWE Summerslam Tour! The wrestlers slated to appear at the moment are Batista, Rey Mysterio, Matt Hardy, Kane, Finlay and Kevin Thorn. Just who… in the Blue Hell… is Kevin Thorn?
… IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO HE IS!
The Android is sick and tired of humanoids telling The Android that wrestling is all fake and rehearsed! The Android is sick and tired of humanoids telling The Android stuff he already knows! Well, The Android says know your role and shut your mouth! The Android is 3 seconds and The Android means 3 seconds away from laying the Smackdown on all your candy asses! If you smell… what The Android is cookin’!!!
Yes… this is sports entertainment. But the hazards are real. So, whoever you are… whatever you do… please, don’t try this at home.
Wingfoot said:
Right on, BRUDDAH! Yes, we do know that IT IS fake… we are not stupid. Then again, everything you humanoids watch on TV or in the movies are fake… Harry Potter is fake, Superman is fake, fucking SURVIVOR is FAKE! So lay yourselves down on your on pillow and ponder that… What makes these things interesting is the ACTING and the DIALOGUE and the CHARACTERS!!! Even if you do not attempt to try and understand what this is about, please just shut up and go back to watching your movies!
The Android said:
Harry Potter is fake? Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Ah Ly said:
Harry is so not fake… did you read wat he did in the Deathly Hallows? Brilliant i say!!!
Wingfoot said:
FAKE, as in fiction… Deathly Hallows, I believe, is also fiction… It may be a good series… but… still fiction… The only problem is Survivor, which is ASSUMED reality but PRESUMED fiction… EXHUME that… That is the point I am getting at…
The Android said:
So the moral of the story is… Survivor can take its Immunity Idol and shove it up Jeff Probst’s arse.
If it was the Survivor Series, however…