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		<title>Parking Ticket</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:44:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[KNN. While buying dinner to go, The Android received his first parking ticket at Sunset Way last night. To think that The Android will lose his first time to Fatimah&#8230; CCB.]]></description>
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		<title>Virus Alert</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 15:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The agony is ineffable and excruciating. The Android cares not if it&#8217;s the wisdom tooth or gum infection&#8230; somebody please just take the pain away. Cannot eat. Cannot sleep. Cannot fuckin&#8217; do anything.]]></description>
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		<title>April Sucks</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The title is in reference to the month of April&#8230; not a girl named April. The Android braces himself for a crappy month ahead. This April, Pops has to go for another surgical operation. This April, we have to file our frickin&#8217; taxes. This April, another tsunami approaches the work front. This April, The Android [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doing Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right. The Android has been summoned by a certain fucked-up organisation in green once again. On the fourth fuckin&#8217; day of the brand fuckin&#8217; new year, no less. Can you fuckin&#8217; believe this shit? Well, The Android is all packed and ready to go in tomorrow. You peeps will not be seeing The Android [...]]]></description>
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