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Mangekyou Sharingan!

Mas Selamat, who is a prominent member of a nefarious organisation, has indeed escaped.

It has been two whole weeks since the infamous toilet break and yet, the local authorities have been unsuccessful with tracking down the fugitive. Rumours suggest that the criminal has in fact, obtained the Mangekyo Sharingan after murdering his own dog in cold blood.

The authorities believe Selamat could be running low on chakra at the moment, due to his constant need to activate his Sharingan. Members of the public are strongly advised not to approach this dangerous person or stare directly into his eyes. If spotted, kindly contact ANBU and let the experts handle the situation.



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The Android just realised that the mischievous Ah Ly has been posting less-than-flattering pictures of The Android in his drunken stupor on her blog. As such, The Android feels an extreme obligation to return the favour with interest.

Below is an adorable little audio clip of Ah Ly doing her cover version of Puffy’s 恋のエチュード in the office.

So now the current score stands at Ah Ly 1, Ah Heng 1.

Peace.


Amusement

Have you peeps been watching recent trailers for The Dance Floor on Mediacorp Channel 5? The one with distinguished judge, stage performer and dance choreographer, George Chan saying…

“You guys are like ASSASSINS! You come from BEHIND… and you DO SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE!!!”

Did he really say that on National TV? What was going through his head? No idea, go figure. Just watch the clip if you get the chance and try to keep a straight face.