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	<description>Like Sucks™... So Do You</description>
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		<title>Year of the Metal Tiger</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[For 60 years, the Metal Tiger has waited patiently for its turn to emerge. This Lunar New Year, The Android invites you to head-bang to the traditional festive songs&#8230; METAL STYLE. There are three awesome tracks available for download on the site. Check it. CLICK HERE! 2009 SUCKED. 2010 WILL ROCK.]]></description>
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		<title>Stroke My Ox</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Android would like to wish everyone a Happy Lunar New Year in advance. To find out what the Year of the Ox has in store for you, why not consult The Great Golden Ox himself? CLICK HERE! If you want something to come out, you gotta stroke it in all the right places&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Soft Cream</title>
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		<title>Missing Nin</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mas Selamat, who is a prominent member of a nefarious organisation, has indeed escaped. It has been two whole weeks since the infamous toilet break and yet, the local authorities have been unsuccessful with tracking down the fugitive. Rumours suggest that the criminal has in fact, obtained the Mangekyo Sharingan after murdering his own dog [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ah Ly Superstar</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Android just realised that the mischievous Ah Ly has been posting less-than-flattering pictures of The Android in his drunken stupor on her blog. As such, The Android feels an extreme obligation to return the favour with interest. Below is an adorable little audio clip of Ah Ly doing her cover version of Puffy&#8217;s 恋のエチュード [...]]]></description>
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