Misery

It’s already been more than a frickin’ week since The Android got hit by this virus that’s been roaming around.

Lawrence is still feeling shitty. Ling’s colleague has been down for 3 weeks. Shan seemed to have caught it. Darren and Clare are both suspected to be down with something and The Android is not fully functional till this day. This virus is fierce, damage+1 and is becoming a huge threat that has to be removed at all costs!!!

Drink more water, pop them pills, SAVE YOURSELVES!!!


Sports

It is that time of the year once again in the NRL, when friends become foes and vice versa. It is that time of the year again, for you to put on your Queensland Maroons jerseys and cheer. It is that time of the year again, to spit in the beers of NSW Blues wankers. That’s right… The Android is talking about the State of Origin series, which kicks-off its first game next Wednesday, 23rd May!

State of OriginGo da Maroons!

Queensland selectors have announced their starting lineup yesterday. It appears they have gone ahead with picking the usual backline players, despite injury concerns. Yet, this year’s forward pack of veterans looks extremely promising. The Android has one reservation though. 7-out-of-17 selected players hail from the Brisbane Broncos… and the Broncos’ team performance at Club level has been less-than-satisfactory so far, nine games into the season. Well then, let’s just wait and see if Thurston and Lockyer can work their magic in the halves and dominate the game. GO DA MAROONS!!!

 

STARTING
Karmichael HuntPetero Civoniceva
Brent TateCameron Smith
Steve BellSteve Price
Justin HodgesTonie Carroll
Greg InglisAntonio Kaufusi
Darren Lockyer (C)Dallas Johnson
Jonathan Thurston

 

INTERCHANGE
Shaun BerriganJacob Lilyman
Nate MylesNeville Costigan


Movies
The Battle Within

Just returned from the 9.30pm screening of the much anticipated Spiderman 3 at GV Marina. The Android shall now attempt a half-baked review.

On absolute neutral grounds, The Android would have to say that this supposed conclusion to the trilogy was quite an enjoyable ride with an abundance of action and special effects eye candy. The Android is only peeved with this one ridiculous line they gave to the butler dude, which basically ruined the entire movie for The Android.

True-to-comics Spider-man fanboys and fangirls, should give the movie a miss. Believe The Android when he says that you will be crying sacrilege often enough… accompanied with lots of spit.

Decent movie otherwise.