The title is in reference to the month of April… not a girl named April.
The Android braces himself for a crappy month ahead. This April, Pops has to go for another surgical operation. This April, we have to file our frickin’ taxes. This April, another tsunami approaches the work front. This April, The Android finds himself aging another year.
The Android has not been this depressed since the Hindenburg Tragedy in 1937… No, wait. There is actually this other tragedy in 1973 The Android is more depressed with.
Oh, the humanity!
Indeed, the month of April will suck. However, if anyone knows of a girl named April who sucks, kindly forward her contact details to The Android. We outta here.